Top ten reasons to Be Republican - By Great Blogger "The Indigenous Xicano" - Have some fun !

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Top ten reasons to Be Republican
By Great Blogger "The Indigenous Xicano"
Have some fun !

Top ten reasons to Be Republican

By Blogger :

The Indigenous Xicano

10. You get to criticize illegal immigration while campaigning; meanwhile, your spouse hires landscapers without papers from Guatemala in order to save a buck.

9. Your intellect will never get challenged by anyone smarter than Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck.

8. You get to say racist dumb shit on television and then look startled when called a racist and respond "Racist? Not me. My wife is Mexican."

7. You get to publicly smash Gays while privately tapping toes in the mens room at the Minneapolis airport. You also get to say " I am not Gay" at a press conference accompanied by your wife, who does give a crap because she has a well-tanned undocumented cabana boy named Frederico.

6. You get to opposes same sex marriage because it does not ban your phone sex with teen-aged congressional pages.

5. You get to declare war on other countries although your own personal experience as a soldier in war was keeping Texas air space safe from the Viet Cong.

4. You can get pissed at friends and legally shot them in the face during hunting accidents.

3. You can be a bald-headed, unread, unrefined, uncouth, unlicensed plumber and still quickly rise to a position of super stardom in the party.

2. You get to torture dark people.

1. You become an instant expert on whatever you can see from your bedroom window.

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The Indigenous Xicano

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