Bandersnatch.com : Baja Arizona will be America's 51 State, with a capital in Tucson - The people of Baja Arizona are known throughout the southwest for their enlightened view of the world, different from the Bigotry and Racism of Phoenix and Alta Arizona
The upper third of Arizona, centered in Flagstaff, is Alta Arizona; the lower third, centered in Tucson, is Baja Arizona; and the middle third, centered in Phoenix, is Caca Arizona
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Free Baja Arizona
by the The Frumious Bandersnatch
August 13, 2010
Free Baja Arizona
Some excerpts :
The primary differences between Baja Arizona and the remainder of Arizona are of attitude and tolerance. The people of Baja Arizona are known throughout the southwest for their enlightened view of the world. This is obviously not the case with the passaged of SB 1070 making it illegal to be an illegal in Arizona.
In Baja Arizona people fight for civil rights. In Maricopa County they are jailing immigrants.
In Baja Arizona a major issue is environmental quality. In Maricopa the major concerns are how to harrass Mexicans, and how to gut the budgets of the state university system so we don't have too many smart people to disagree with the dunderheads in the State Legislature.
If Baja Arizona Became a State
The State Motto would be "mas cerveza".
The State Song would be "Jo Jo" by the Beatles.
The State Animal would be Wiley Coyote.
The State Minstrel is Linda Ronstadt.
Cigarettes would be taxed at the rate of $4.00 per pack to support the new state's free health care system.
There would be no speed limit in Baja Arizona since no one obeys the ones posted now.
Tucson would likely be the capital, creating an economic boom as hordes of lobyyists descended on the town. That might even justify a new hotel in downtown Tucson.
Small government advocates in Baja Arizona suggest the state capitol be in an RV, which would move around from town to town every 6 weeks.
Alta Arizona would no longer have a border with Mexico.
Baja Arizona could limit the rights of Maricopa County residents to visit for only 24 hours, and ban all real estate developers from Maricopa getting a Baja Visitor Visa.
Baja Arizona would probably send two Democrats to the US Senate.
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In Baja Arizona people fight for civil rights. In Maricopa County they are jailing immigrants.
In Baja Arizona a major issue is environmental quality. In Maricopa the major concerns are how to harrass Mexicans, and how to gut the budgets of the state university system so we don't have too many smart people to disagree with the dunderheads in the State Legislature.
If Baja Arizona Became a State
The State Motto would be "mas cerveza".
The State Song would be "Jo Jo" by the Beatles.
The State Animal would be Wiley Coyote.
The State Minstrel is Linda Ronstadt.
Cigarettes would be taxed at the rate of $4.00 per pack to support the new state's free health care system.
There would be no speed limit in Baja Arizona since no one obeys the ones posted now.
Tucson would likely be the capital, creating an economic boom as hordes of lobyyists descended on the town. That might even justify a new hotel in downtown Tucson.
Small government advocates in Baja Arizona suggest the state capitol be in an RV, which would move around from town to town every 6 weeks.
Alta Arizona would no longer have a border with Mexico.
Baja Arizona could limit the rights of Maricopa County residents to visit for only 24 hours, and ban all real estate developers from Maricopa getting a Baja Visitor Visa.
Baja Arizona would probably send two Democrats to the US Senate.
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